Spiders and Cocktails: Villereal

And we gather today to celebrate the holy matrimony of Hugo Villereal and Margarita Casillas-Cahill-Huntington-Bjergsen-Lobo-Feng-Jang-Straud-Goth-Lewis. Or just Lewis right now.

Featuring Max’s horrible formalwear, sad Jade and Hugo, Alex’s sister who apparently has no hard feelings, and Paolo doing pushups. Luis is wondering if he can bear to look at the ceremony or just got a call from his wife, take your pick.

Oh I finally got my Von Haunt Estate wedding on a blistering hot day. If it kills Hugo, then so be it.

“Hey guys, what did I miss?”

We had our last group dance of the challenge to cap it off. And moved Hugo’s family out of the household.

“Hugo, can we go back to the mansion? It’s 100 degrees out here…celscius.”

“That’s just hyperbole, I’m feelin’ fine! Plus, we can’t go.”

“We can’t? Is someone dying?”

Oh how Partihaus’ numbers were dwindling. It was just Jade for original members now.

Our first order of business was managing moods and hiring a butler again. Caren’s back!

And Marg couldn’t be happier.

But the love that Hugo brought was more intimate and cuddly. And she’d rather have her last baby with him than burden Caren with that.

Let’s get this show on the road. And how much longer until Paloma is a young adult? Four days? Five? It’ll be a bit of a squeeze but an eighth aspiration done was in the cards for Margarita.

Paloma needed to stay in good graces though.

And have some wholesome fun, this teenager turned out to be her half-sister through Victor: Tatum Pleasant.

And Mercedes got a whole playground to herself!

Hugo generally tended to his own needs. He joined the culinary career because of his high cooking skill, and surprise, ripped right through three promotions like it wasn’t even work. His prep work for the job involved pouring glasses of wine (his favorite drink apparently) Otherwise, I was just keeping Marg busy.

Bria Huntington introduced herself as her granddaughter. Unlike Mauro and Hailee, she hadn’t become sensitive to the sun yet.

“Mum, I can’t bear to live with children for one more day or wear the same shorts you are.” And did I fix either? No.

Jade’s time was running out, so I decided to go to the Romance Festival and see if sparks would fly again. Jade was a kind woman, but ended up choosing her marriage over Marg. I hadn’t seen her husband around much though.

They still had a little chemistry.

But Marg had a lot of charm to spread around and a reputation as a sexy pregnant woman (and still Pristine, the volunteer work she did with the family was helping out a lot) There was still a lot unanswered about the future though. She had been widowed so much; would fate start taking pity on her or her husbands? Depending on how you interpret all this.

“Wise guru, what is the path forward with Hugo? Will he simply fade on his own?” (And lose me 30 points, hell no!)

“Why, when you see him and the thing he loves the most, you clasp hands and walk in the other direction.”

And Martin sort of got a boyfriend. Oh wow he looks like he could be Catarina Lynx’s son with the cat ears. You’d actually be right! Catarina x Lucas Munch.

Mercedes grew up. Paloma did too, securing the Super Parent aspiration for Margarita and three positive character traits for herself. Because the house wasn’t full yet and Hugo’s death would be imminent eventually, there would be no moving out.

Also enjoy the only shot of Mercedes as a child.

“Two cribs? What madness is this, Caren?”

“Your ultrasound, madame.”

Fucking twins. Bartolome and Livia. At least this is the final house, and to deal with Hugo, they are left to the care of Paloma/Martin/Caren while Marg and Hugo take a trip to hot and sunny Sulani.

It’s gonna do this the whole time huh.

Oh well. Enjoy the worst screenshot ever.

“You’ll rue the day we didn’t buy a private island here, brother!”

So killing Hugo by heat was a bust, since Sulani was barely warm that week. And starvation would take forever, but we went to Max’s house to say some goodbyes. Marg probably said it was a fasting and weight loss retreat.

Actually, while it was a Marg and Hugo-only retreat in practice, Paloma would often switch places with Marg so she could refill her motives at home. Hugo did a lot of napping when he refused to beachcomb or build sandcastles. Max did it just because.

We even invited big sister Luna along to do the same thing.

And Marg learned the art of eating behind Hugo’s back. Her former stepchild Billie Jang was hanging around while pregnant thanks to the Delgato’s son.

Oh, and this mysterious vampire tombstone popped up. It was not Vlad’s (tucked safely into Marg’s inventory) and I did not see any deaths happen. Hugo somehow did not become suspicious.

But eventually he had his final doubts about this being a fasting retreat, with so much food being grilled right in back of him!

“I envy the nine lives that gave me hell…”

“And I envy you guys who get a vacation here!”

Crowds gathered to mourn Hugo. Even Marg had to stop and watch for once, since she had distanced herself from her other husbands so many times.

And true to his character: Max enjoyed a meal while his brother died. At least Margarita had a supporter here!

It was over so quickly, and Marg didn’t even get to thank the Reaper who helped her so much.

“How will I tell the kids?”

Somehow, we actually do have to age them up before I consider this over (and return home so I can get the cash + home value scores)

Livia and Bartolome aged up with their father’s hair color and also cute as a button for each of them. I guess one person got a happy ending, and that person was me. And maybe Caren. Throughout it all, she still cleaned.

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